scarypoke:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

daddys-rainbow-princess:

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

What the fucking shit

richwhitelesbian:

bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. Like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining

what messes me up the most about mars is that it was a wet and “”habitable”” planet for like a billion years before earth was, and it only took earth like 600 million years to form life… so basically if we never find signs of previous life on mars, the theory that we’re alone in the entire universe actually becomes more viable because mars just sat there, ripe for potential life for far longer than earth had, so if nothing ever evolved there, chances are that earth life was an extreme freak accident

littlemissmutant:

crown-of-weeds:

raptorific:

Things that, as a mentally ill person, I do not find offensive:

  • Using the words “crazy” or “nuts” or “insane” to describe something unexpected or incredible, such as “Mars has two moons?! That’s crazy!” or “Wow, those Westboro Baptists sure believe some crazy shit” or “that party was insane!" or "You really think you can have unlimited chocolate by cutting it a certain way? Are you insane?" or "One Direction’s fans went nuts when they stepped out of that chariot."
  • Using words like “lunatic” or “madman” to describe someone who’s behavior is fanatical, like “Why is that raving lunatic shouting about abortion at this soldier’s funeral?”

Things that, as a mentally ill person, I find incredibly offensive:

  • When you use the words “crazy” or “nuts” or “insane” or “lunatic” or “madman” or any variant as a way of dismissing me or people like me and acting like we’re not full people
  • The portrayal in the media of mentally ill people as not existing beyond their illness on the rare occasion we’re shown as existing at all
  • The portrayal of mentally ill people as dangerous, or more violent than mentally healthy people, or less intelligent and competent to run their own lives than mentally healthy people, and the fact that a lot of writers don’t seem to understand that “mentally ill” is not a motivation. 
  • The fact that every time there’s a mass shooting or a bombing or an attack and they can’t scapegoat a religion or race for the crime, the perpetrator seems to grow a mental illness just in time for the trial, and people think that explains (or in some cases excuses) what they did
  • The fact that when people push for not allowing people who can’t use them responsibly to own weapons, they always seem to start at “mentally ill people” on the list of people who shouldn’t be allowed handle weapons, even though there’s no correlation between mental illness and violence. 
  • When people say “you’d have to be crazy to (commit atrocity)” even though no, sane people commit atrocities all the time. In fact, most violent crime is committed by people with no mental illness. 
  • The fact that I have literally seen otherwise-progressive people suggest that all mentally ill people be registered by the government, and perhaps required to identify themselves, and maybe imprisoned for public safety if the need arises. How would you have us identify ourselves? Should we wear a patch on our clothes, or just present our papers upon request?

But I think what really gets me the most:

  • When mentally healthy people call others out on our behalf when it comes to things on the first list, but remain completely silent about, or even actively complicit in, everything on the second list. 

THISSSSSSSS.

When people say “you’d have to be crazy to (commit atrocity)” even though no, sane people commit atrocities all the time. In fact, most violent crime is committed by people with no mental illness.

this always sends me straight into a spiral of exasperated despair

andatsea:

Our idyllic yesterday.

(Or: more doodles & roughs.)

1wannabeyourdog:

Sam Pepper is sorry 🙌


"Leave everything to us!"

"Leave everything to us!"

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

tocifer:

you should at least lay down a while

tocifer:

you should at least lay down a while

Please don’t die on us Sarah. Here’s hoping it’s nothing too serious!

awh thanks. i just need to get better before my tests! rrrghh

*takes temp* *103 degrees * 

me:

ok but im literally dying right now

why did the walter mitty trailer make it look so amazing but the actual movie was mediocre. honestly i was so betrayed. BUT the soundtrack is still great

askpbandmarcy:

…. Peebs is….

my dad finally sent me the money he owed me!!! someones eating good tonight